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This is damn, damn, damn hilarious.

And so is this.

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What do you think of my new blogskin?

A day gone wrong..

Ever had a time when everything goes wrong, and I mean, REALLY wrong? You wake up on the wrong side of bed, stepped on your brother's face, got greeted by vulgarities, realised that there's no breakfast, you're late for school, the uniform's not ironed, your pants smells musty, you have no time to bathe, u douse yourself with "Hugo Balls, I mean Boss to attract people of the opposite sex, only to realised the only thing you attract are bees and boys.

You think to yourself, "Everything's gonna be alright.." Then you reach school to find your good buddy sulking (again) and he just don't want to talk about it. You respect his decision, but can't help feeling pissed that he's obviously bothered by something, and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

Then you tell yourself again, "Everything's gonna be alright when I reach home, take a shower, followed by a nap!"

And when you reach home, you realised that the stupid HDB people stopped your electricity for lift construction work.

You think to youself again, "Okay, I can't bathe, but NOBODY can stop me from SLEEPING, NOBODY!!!" Then just as you lay down on your comfortable bed, the shitty part comes.

The construction work begins.

Out of sheer desperation, you call your friend out to study in a near-by macdonald, thinking of eating a Mcspicy Double meal with the 10 dollar note in your wallet. On your way to Macdonalds, your handphone rang, you picked it up, it was your Mom. Due to the construction work, you couldn't hear what she said properly, but she definately said something along the line "buy..rice, home..no..rice.."

Okay, you can't bathe, you can't sleep, you got a bad day in school, what else can go wrong??

So you sacrificed your 10 dollar, and dragged a 5-kilo rice home, only to find out that your Mom ACTUALLY said "don't BUY anything outside, got fried RICE at HOME, NO one else is eating, you can have the fried RICE to yourself.

You want to open the window and jump down, but then you chickened out. You think that "Tomorrow will be a BETTER day.."

And you wake up the next day..

..stepping on your brother's face..

Some Funny Crap I Found..

WARNING: THIS ENTRY CONTAINS MATERIALS THAT MIGHT CAUSE UNEASINESS, YOU ARE ADVICED TO VIEW THIS ENTRY AT LEAST 30 MINUTES AFTER YOUR MEAL!

Take a good look at the following pictures, and tell me what you see:

(This is the famous Chicken Soup made by our China Cook, Chef Ma Tong)

(..And here we see Chef Ma Tong's assistant, Mr Aye-Can-Nor-Cook, From Iraq doing his utmost to stew the soup..)

(The POWER of MONEY!)

DUMBASS: DIE LA, BUILDING CATCH FIRE LIAO! WHERE TO RUN? WAN TAKE LIFT ANOT?!

JING ZHI: MAI SIAO LA! GOT FIRE YOU TAKE LIFT, WAN DIE FASTER AH?

DUMASS: THEN HOW?

JING ZHI: (LOOKS AROUND) SEE?! THERE GOT EMERGENCY ESCAPE!

(Running there, just as Jing Zhi was about to open the door..)

DUMBASS: CANNOT OPEN!! THE SIGN SAYS "DO NOT OPEN DOOR WHEN NECESSARY, WE WAIT UNTIL ITS UNNECESSARY THEN OPEN!!

JING ZHI: ...

The last and not least, one of my favourites..

Construction Worker A to Construction Worker B:

"I..go...work..liao..hor..."

My First Blog-Entry

Hello readers, and welcome to Ihavebigballs.blogspot.com! My name is Jing Zhi, and more information of me can be found here. This site shall serve the purpose of a communication point between me and my friends. Readers can also access to my thoughts, and perhaps share some of my feelings, for example feel happy when i am, and lend me a should if otherwise.

Firstly, i have to thank Jasmine Lu, for she was the one who setted this whole thing up. In short, there wouldn't be Ihavebigballs.blogpot.com without her help and support. Thank you Jas! And yes, I owe you a meal, at kopitiam. I AM cheap, its in my blood.
=D

Next, i believe that the first person who reads my blog is.. WENDY! Isn't she a cutie?

She's the one who taught me ALL about density, which i'm guilty to say, i STILL don't understand what you're talking about. But it was fun wasn't it? You talking, me laughing, Mr Sheep acting clever, and your elder brother asking "You want to eat?" with an indian accent.

Anyway Wendy, I've learn something new, which means our conversation was not fruitless, and that is.. *breathes in*

1) Sheeps can float in the water because of thier wools,

2) When you don know the answer..

.. HECK IT!!