Some Funny Crap I Found..

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Take a good look at the following pictures, and tell me what you see:

(This is the famous Chicken Soup made by our China Cook, Chef Ma Tong)

(..And here we see Chef Ma Tong's assistant, Mr Aye-Can-Nor-Cook, From Iraq doing his utmost to stew the soup..)

(The POWER of MONEY!)

DUMBASS: DIE LA, BUILDING CATCH FIRE LIAO! WHERE TO RUN? WAN TAKE LIFT ANOT?!

JING ZHI: MAI SIAO LA! GOT FIRE YOU TAKE LIFT, WAN DIE FASTER AH?

DUMASS: THEN HOW?

JING ZHI: (LOOKS AROUND) SEE?! THERE GOT EMERGENCY ESCAPE!

(Running there, just as Jing Zhi was about to open the door..)

DUMBASS: CANNOT OPEN!! THE SIGN SAYS "DO NOT OPEN DOOR WHEN NECESSARY, WE WAIT UNTIL ITS UNNECESSARY THEN OPEN!!

JING ZHI: ...

The last and not least, one of my favourites..

Construction Worker A to Construction Worker B:

"I..go...work..liao..hor..."