Happy Birthday Andy

NOTE: THIS ENTRY IS RATHER LONG, SO I SUGGEST YOU GRAB SOME POPCORNS AND MAKE YOURSELF A DRINK. ENJOY!

Its Andy's (Kenneth's friend) birthday, and Kenneth decided to destroy celebrate it by "inviting" him to watch aeroplane with us. That sneaky bastard.

It would be better if they name it "RSAF SUANA HOUSE 2006"

So, we met at Eunos at 1000 hours, and as usual, Kenneth was late. *Cough* Asshole *cough*

From there, we took a shuttle bus to Paya Lebah Airbase. Nabei, the queue was so bloody long, by the time we managed to board the bus, it was nearing noon.

When we alighted the bus, it was sweltering hot. Then Yee Seng's period came and he wasn't wearing kotex, so he gave me the "No mood la.. don't kajiao me or else I will fuck you upside down, inside out" when I messed with him.

"I turn left, there was people, I turn right, there was people, I look up, NABEI! THERE WAS AEROPLANES"

It was so freaking crowded and damn bloody hot. I cannot over-emphasize on how hot it was down there cause practically everyone of us got sunburnt except for Andy cus he's already chao-tah.

Introducing the attack helicopter, the "Lampaji". Wait, what? Its "Apache", not "Lampaji"? Gee.. No wonder the pilot gave me such a dirty look when I asked if I could touch his "Lampaji"..

Believe it or not, the Lampaji Apache is the state of the art technology. The mushroom thing on top is actually a radar. It can detect enemies from a distance of 8km away, and apart from that, pilot actually keep several cans of "Campbell" mushroom soup there in case they ever get hungry.

You're a sucker if you believe my bullshit about the campbell soup thing.

But seriously, the Apache is so advanced that if for example, the pilot looks left, the gattling gun that is located directly below his ass, below the plane will rotate to the left. Cool right?

This, my friend, is the "Chin-bye". What?! Wrong again? Oh! Its Chin-hook.. CRAP!

This, the Chin-hook, is also one of the spectaculars there. According to the technicians there, it can carry up to 20 tonnes of weight. Thats about the weight of 29 Toyota Corollas. The picture of the chin-hook might be puny here, but in reality, its HUMONGOUS!

Some other planes:

Thats Yee Seng down there, trying his "Opps, I did it again, I walked into your camera UNKNOWNINGLY! You see his facial expression! So natural! Confirm arm-chio to himself one!

If i remember correctly, this is the 741. It has a Eagle crest by the side. Looks majestic, but function wise, I have no idea.

I really cant remember what this big-ass plane is called. But it is easily twice the size of other planes there. Its nearly the size of a Chin-hook. Its used for fuel transfere up in the air, and also parachuting purposes.

Another big-ass plane that I cant remember. But this one looks pretty harmless. So, whats it doing in RSAF. It looks like those old old SIA planes. *shrugs*

This is the gadget they use to shoot aeroplanes down. There will be 2 riders by the side for reloading purposes, I think, and 1 guy in the centre, controlling the angle and rotation of it. Don't underestimate this heavy piece of shit, it can rotate pretty fast.

I seriously have no idea what a bunch of missles are doing in the middle of the road. But everytime I look at it, I cannot help thinking about exploding darts.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the F5s Tiger. Operated by only 1 pilot, the F5s tiger has an air-conditioned cock, I mean cockpit! What is wrong with me!? Other weapons include the Air-to-ground missile, laser guilded bombs and cluster bombs. Don't ask me what those are, all I know is its enough to kick my ass upside down, inside out. *shivers*

The F5 is also an attack plane, but word has it that the F5's job is to protect the F16s while the F16 launches the attack. I'm not sure whether its true or not, but hey, its interesting, isn't it?

Missiles attached to the sides of the F5. Scary~

Drinks are rather expensive there. Those who are thinking of visiting the airbase remember to bring your own drinks. It's quite important.

*Gasp!* Yee Seng heard the Missile talking to him!

Behold! This is the F16 jet fighter plane. Unlike the F5s, the F16 is operated by 2 pilots. One of them shall drive the plane and the other shall wipe the sweat off the pilot's face.

Ok. I lied.

The job of the pilot behind is actually to fire weapons and kill enemies. :D

If I remember correctly, this is the F16D. If u look carefully, there is a smiley mouth below the plane, and I came out with this theory that the F16D is happy to kill people. Hence the smiley mouth is created. Logical right?

There was an aerial show at 17oo hours, and it was amazing. Definately a must-watch event once in your life. Journey back to Eunos by the shutter bus was very long. The queue was even more worst then the journey there.

When we reached Eunos, we were hungry like shit. So we ordered a whole chicken, 6 dollars worth of Kang Kong and alot of rice. But hey, whats the worry. I'm skinny. :D

Agree?