On Hiatus

Dear Readers,

I'll be on a hiatus with effect from tonight until my examinations are over. During this time, I'll be studying hard, and if, for some reason, I do not do well for the exams, it means that I've been "Appearing Offline" in my msn while watching pornographic movies on my laptop and wanking furiously under my bedsheet, and not studying.

God bless me.

Good luck to all!