Open Invitation

I've been single for some time now (not as long as Amanda la, lose to her hands down), and it feels kind of wierd. Feels like there's nobody there to care for me any more man. So today, Im proud to announce that I'm single and AVAILABLE!

But before I actually start looking for one, I have some standards to set. I know la~ I this kind of pattern also want standard, very bu yao lian hor?

LOL, anyway, my better half should:

1) Laugh with me/Laugh at me/Laugh with me at people who do stupid things/Laugh with people at me for stupid things that I do.

Not laughing at home! (LOL.. Sorry Sin Yee, couldn't resist, don't kill me =D )

Her smile must be beautiful, something like this:

Although I would prefer her arms to be less muscular, looks like she can send me to Europe with a punch or something.

2) She must be sexy, something like this:

Doesn't this picture just turn you on, guys? You may have her.

Damn, maybe not that tanned. Gives a whole new meaning to "Fresh from the oven". And also, maybe someone should introduce waxing to her, she definately needs it, BADLY.

3) She must be able to put on make-up. Yes, its important. To hell with the phrase "Natural is beauty". Ask a girl not to shave her underarm, brush her teeth and bath, and see if you still think much of "Natural Beauty"

So, she will look something like..

Holycockanathan! Such rare beauty, where to find?!

See? My standard ain't that high actually right? Oh, before I forget, it'll be a plus point if she can act cute. You know, guys love girls who can act cute, something like..

Kawaii neh!

See? So cute, Martini, you are one lucky ass. LOL

Any takers? LOL

Night everyone!