Letter to God
Dear God,
Its been a long time since I last wrote to You. I hope You're doing fine up there. Life's pretty good down here, just that its getting kind of hot down here recently, so I hope you can do something about the faulty orange You hung up on the sky several milleniums ago.
God, did You know that I wrote you a letter when I was taking my O level for the first time in year 2004? I didn't put enough stamps on the envelope that time and I received the letter back with a "Return To Sender" note. I guess thats why I failed so badly. :(
I don't know about you, God, but I've missed You, BADLY. There's so many things that I need Your help on.
I'm having my examinations this week, God. I really do hope you can help me. I know, I know. I'm not a person worth helping, but hey! Lets compromise shall we?
If I get an "A" for my Accounting, I will go on a diet and try to lose some weight. But hey, no promises ah!
If I get a "A" for my Building Technology, I will stop being irritating and stop disturbing people like Yee Seng and Amanda. I will be a good boy and make salty coffee for anyone who wants it.
If I get a "A" for my Mechanical System, I will stop watching porn from Kenneth's laptopcus I have my own even though I love blonde babes too..
Oh Lord, if you grant me 3 "A"s, I'll dye my hair gold, throw alway all my , I mean my brother's FHM megazines away and even be best friends with Eugene from my class and follow him to City Harvest every weekend. I'll even sing Your praises in loud tetno music if it makes You happy. I can even try rapping if You want me to.
On top of that God, I'll be vegetarian for a week.
See God, this is such a good bargain. Win-win situation right?
Alright, its pretty late, You should turn in for the night already. I'll end here. You take care now!
Lots of Love,
Jing Zhi
P.S: I hope I've put enough stamp on this time, and also God, I'm enclosing a cup of salty coffee for you. It's the latest drink on Earth, created by some idiot who requested for salt instead of sugar. I don't really remember the details, but You can view http://www.ihavebigballs.blogspot.com/ for more details.
Cheers!
Its been a long time since I last wrote to You. I hope You're doing fine up there. Life's pretty good down here, just that its getting kind of hot down here recently, so I hope you can do something about the faulty orange You hung up on the sky several milleniums ago.
God, did You know that I wrote you a letter when I was taking my O level for the first time in year 2004? I didn't put enough stamps on the envelope that time and I received the letter back with a "Return To Sender" note. I guess thats why I failed so badly. :(
I don't know about you, God, but I've missed You, BADLY. There's so many things that I need Your help on.
I'm having my examinations this week, God. I really do hope you can help me. I know, I know. I'm not a person worth helping, but hey! Lets compromise shall we?
If I get an "A" for my Accounting, I will go on a diet and try to lose some weight. But hey, no promises ah!
If I get a "A" for my Building Technology, I will stop being irritating and stop disturbing people like Yee Seng and Amanda. I will be a good boy and make salty coffee for anyone who wants it.
If I get a "A" for my Mechanical System, I will stop watching porn from Kenneth's laptop
Oh Lord, if you grant me 3 "A"s, I'll dye my hair gold, throw alway all my , I mean my brother's FHM megazines away and even be best friends with Eugene from my class and follow him to City Harvest every weekend. I'll even sing Your praises in loud tetno music if it makes You happy. I can even try rapping if You want me to.
On top of that God, I'll be vegetarian for a week.
See God, this is such a good bargain. Win-win situation right?
Alright, its pretty late, You should turn in for the night already. I'll end here. You take care now!
Lots of Love,
Jing Zhi
P.S: I hope I've put enough stamp on this time, and also God, I'm enclosing a cup of salty coffee for you. It's the latest drink on Earth, created by some idiot who requested for salt instead of sugar. I don't really remember the details, but You can view http://www.ihavebigballs.blogspot.com/ for more details.
Cheers!
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